Yesterday, Oprah Winfrey announced she would be ending her tv show. Minutes later, even more important news broke. Fratmen Kumar, the beloved star of Fratpad, announced he has decided to return home to attend college.
World leaders from around the globe were quick to reply to this earth-shattering news. “Personally, I’m devestated,” said President Barack Obama. “However, I understand the importance of education.”
Pratibha Patil, the President of India, replied, “Kumar represents the best of our culture. He brings joy and laughter to America.”
Chief, the President of the Kumaniacs Fan Club said, “I want to suck on Kumar’s pee pee.”
And as for me, all I can say is… I love Kumar and wish him the best. I hope he gets a 4.0 grade point average in school, becomes more successful than he can ever dream of, gets married to the most beautiful girl in the world, and has a big happy family… because he’s a good guy and he deserves nothing but the best.
Make sure to stop in and visit Kumar before his last day on Decemeber 5th. And, don’t forget that Ku’s birthday is December 3rd.
Gifts can be sent to:
Pavlov’s Dog c/o Fratmen Kumar 717 North Highland Ave Unit One Los Angeles, CA 90038
Good luck, Kumar! We love you! We’ll miss you! We hope you come back to visit us!
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