Cody Cummings is desperately seeking someone in this tale of unrequited affection. Fresh from a steamy shoot, he longs to be reunited with his co-star off camera for a private liaison. Only problem is the bitch doesn’t seem to be returning his calls. Now normally Cody would just move on down the line, call up someone else, but he’s been drinking, and the alcohol has him fixated. So he does the next most rational thing: he calls and leaves increasingly meaner sounding messages as he masturbates in a bathroom stall. Hey, we’ve all been there. Just reserve judgment and enjoy Cody’s downward spiral for all its worth.